TERMS OF SERVICE

STAUBER MINNESOTA REALTY™

Last Updated: April 1, 2025

1. DISCLAIMER OF SATIRE

Welcome to Stauber Minnesota Realty™ (the "Site"), a satirical parody website. This Site is a work of political satire and parody protected under the First Amendment of the United States Constitution, the Copyright Act of 1976 (17 U.S.C. § 107), and similar laws protecting political speech, parody, and satire.

THE CONTENT OF THIS SITE IS ENTIRELY FICTIONAL AND SATIRICAL. No actual public assets, services, lands, or resources are for sale on this website. Congressman Pete Stauber is not affiliated with, has not endorsed, and does not operate this website. All "listings," "prices," "testimonials," and "offers" are fictitious and created for satirical commentary on policy positions.

2. NO ACTUAL REAL ESTATE TRANSACTIONS

Despite our use of real estate terminology and format, this is not an actual real estate website. No properties are being sold, no offers will be accepted, and no transactions will be processed. Any apparent "Listings," "Property Tours," or "Make Offer" functions are purely fictional elements of our satirical presentation and do not represent actual commercial offerings.

3. POLITICAL SPEECH AND FAIR USE

The content on this Site constitutes protected political speech and makes fair use of publicly available information regarding policy positions, voting records, and public statements of elected officials for purposes of criticism, comment, and political discourse. Our use of names, images, and information about public officials, including Congressman Pete Stauber, is protected political speech and does not imply endorsement, affiliation, or approval.

4. NO WARRANTY OF ACCURACY

While this Site may reference actual policy positions or votes, the presentation, characterization, and implications drawn are satirical in nature. We make no warranty that the information presented accurately represents all nuances of complex policy positions. The primary purpose is humorous and satirical political commentary, not comprehensive policy analysis.

5. INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY

5.1 Site Content

All original content on this Site, including but not limited to text, graphics, logos, button icons, images, audio clips, digital downloads, and data compilations is owned by the Site operators and is protected by United States and international copyright laws.

5.2 Fair Use of Third-Party Content

This Site may include images and content from third-party sources used under fair use doctrine for purposes of political commentary, criticism, and parody. Such use does not imply ownership or endorsement by the original creators or subjects.

6. USER CONDUCT

Users of this Site agree not to:

1. Misrepresent the satirical nature of this Site in a manner that could cause confusion about its purpose;
2. Use this Site for any illegal purpose, or in violation of any local, state, national, or international law;
3. Attempt to disrupt or interfere with the operation or content of this Site;
4. Impersonate any person or entity, including any of our employees or representatives.

7. LIMITATION OF LIABILITY

TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE LAW, THE SITE OPERATORS SHALL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL OR PUNITIVE DAMAGES, OR ANY LOSS OF PROFITS OR REVENUE, WHETHER INCURRED DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY, OR ANY LOSS OF DATA, USE, GOODWILL, OR OTHER INTANGIBLE LOSSES, RESULTING FROM YOUR ACCESS TO OR USE OF OR INABILITY TO ACCESS OR USE THE SITE.

8. INDEMNIFICATION

You agree to defend, indemnify, and hold harmless the Site operators, their officers, directors, employees and agents, from and against any claims, damages, obligations, losses, liabilities, costs or debt, and expenses (including but not limited to attorney's fees) arising from your use of the Site.

9. GOVERNING LAW

These Terms shall be governed by the laws of the state of Minnesota without regard to its conflict of law provisions. Any legal action or proceeding relating to your access to, or use of, the Site shall be instituted in a state or federal court in Minnesota.

10. CHANGES TO TERMS

We reserve the right to modify these Terms at any time. Your continued use of the Site after any such changes constitutes your acceptance of the new Terms.

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