Civilian Safety - Premium Federal Immunity Package
One Innocent Life STAUBER APPROVED
Portland Avenue, Minneapolis, MN - Just blocks from the victim's home
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PETE STAUBER SIGNATURE LISTING
Handpicked by Congressman Pete Stauber who immediately blamed local politicians and the victim's community—instead of the agent who pulled the trigger!
Welcome to this unprecedented opportunity to witness the complete liquidation of civilian safety rights! On January 7, 2026, a 37-year-old American mother, poet, and neighbor named Renee Nicole Good was shot in the head by an ICE agent on a residential street in Minneapolis. She was not a target of any enforcement action. She was sitting in her car.
This exceptional package includes:
- Instant Execution Rights - Why wait for a trial when federal agents can serve as judge, jury, and executioner in under 10 seconds?
- Pre-Investigation Terrorist Labeling - DHS declared her a "domestic terrorist" the same day, before any investigation! Talk about efficiency!
- Victim Erasure System - Pete Stauber's statement didn't mention her name even once. Out of sight, out of mind!
- Blame Transfer Technology - Advanced system redirects all accountability from the shooter to local politicians and their "hateful rhetoric"
- Video Evidence Immunity - Even when footage contradicts the federal narrative, keep repeating "self-defense"!
- Pepper Spray Bonus Package - Includes chemical irritants deployed on mourners and witnesses at the scene!
* Agent note: While Pete Stauber claims to "Back the Blue," his immediate defense of an agent who shot an unarmed American citizen in the head—before any investigation—reveals his true priorities. Apparently "Back the Blue" only applies to federal agents shooting civilians, not the 140+ Capitol Police officers assaulted on January 6th by people Stauber supported pardoning.
Transaction Timeline
From "largest operation ever" to fatal shooting in 24 hours
January 6, 2026
DHS announces "largest immigration operation ever" in Minnesota. 2,000+ armed agents deployed to Minneapolis. Kristi Noem arrives in state. Governor Walz warns publicly: "Someone is going to get hurt."
~9:30 AM, January 7
ICE agents in two vehicles approach Renee Good's Honda Pilot on Portland Avenue. She is not a target of any enforcement action. She is sitting in her car in her own neighborhood.
Seconds Later
Agents scream "Get out of the f***ing car!" One agent yanks on the door handle, reaches inside the vehicle. Another agent approaches from opposite direction with gun drawn—and phone recording.
~10 Seconds After Arrival
As Good attempts to drive away, agent fires three shots through the windshield. She is struck in the head. Vehicle crashes into a parked car. Witness screams: "Dude, you did a murder, for what?"
Minutes Later
A man identifying himself as a doctor attempts to approach the crashed vehicle to render aid. Armed agents exit a black SUV, shout at him to back away. Border Patrol agents later pepper-spray protesters and journalists at the scene.
Hours Later - No Investigation Yet
DHS Secretary Kristi Noem declares Good a "domestic terrorist" who "weaponized her vehicle." President Trump claims agent was "run over" and is "recovering in hospital"—directly contradicted by video showing agent walking around scene afterward.
Same Day - Pete Stauber's Response
Congressman Pete Stauber issues statement blaming "hateful rhetoric about our law enforcement" from "Twin Cities politicians." Does not mention victim's name. Does not acknowledge she was unarmed. Does not call for investigation.
Pete Stauber's "Back the Blue"
What Pete says versus what Pete does
What Pete Says
"When Twin Cities politicians spew hateful rhetoric about our law enforcement for months, it gives their constituencies permission to violently attack my brothers and sisters in uniform. The events of today are the result."
— Rep. Pete Stauber, January 7, 2026
Issued hours after Renee Good was killed
What Actually Happened
- ✗ Victim was a 37-year-old U.S. citizen, mother, poet
- ✗ She was NOT a target of any enforcement action
- ✗ Video shows her driving AWAY, not toward agent
- ✗ Police Chief: "Nothing to indicate she was a target"
- ✗ Mayor (who viewed video): "That is bullshit"
- ✗ Agent fired 3 shots in ~10 seconds of arrival
- ✗ She was shot in the head
- ✗ Her family member witnessed the killing
Translation: An unarmed American mother was shot in the head by a federal agent. Video evidence contradicts the self-defense claim. The Police Chief said she wasn't a target. The Mayor called the federal narrative "bullshit."
Pete Stauber's response? Blame the community. Blame local politicians. Say nothing about the dead woman. Call for no investigation. Question nothing.
The "Property" Pete Won't Name
Who was Renee Nicole Good?
Renee Nicole Good, 1988-2026
"She was extremely compassionate. She's taken care of people all her life. She was loving, forgiving and affectionate. She was an amazing human being."
— Donna Ganger, Renee's mother
U.S. Citizen
Mother to a 6-year-old
Poet & Writer
Lived blocks away
Cared for neighbors
"Shitty guitar strummer"
Her Instagram described her as a "poet and writer and wife and mom and shitty guitar strummer from Colorado; experiencing Minneapolis, MN."
Official Reactions
What leaders said about the shooting
"Having seen the video myself, I want to tell everybody directly that is bullshit. This was an agent recklessly using power that resulted in somebody dying, getting killed."
"There is nothing to indicate that this woman was the target of any law enforcement investigation or activity... It's obviously very concerning whenever there's a shooting into a vehicle of someone who's not armed."
"We have someone dead, in their care, for no reason whatsoever. We've been warning for weeks that the Trump administration's dangerous, sensationalized operations are a threat to our public safety, that someone was going to get hurt. Just yesterday, I said exactly that."
"When Twin Cities politicians spew hateful rhetoric about our law enforcement for months, it gives their constituencies permission to violently attack my brothers and sisters in uniform. The events of today are the result."
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Democracy Package
Pete signed on to Texas v. Pennsylvania to overturn millions of votes. Democracy? Overrated!
View ListingRenee Nicole Good Can't Be Brought Back
But we can hold accountable the politicians who defend her killing, excuse the shooter, and blame the victim's community instead of calling for justice.
Pete Stauber is up for re-election in 2026.
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