PETE STAUBER
Premium Presidential Pardon Estate
Starting at $100,000 LIMITED AVAILABILITY
Prime Location: Washington D.C. - Exclusive Access via NRCC & GOP Donations
Freedom "Zestimate"
Value analysis based on legal consequences avoided
Pardon Investment Calculator
Calculate your freedom ROI based on potential prison time and donation amount
Prison Time Avoided:
Equivalent to $73,170 in legal fees
Freedom ROI:
Return on Investment
* Calculations based on actual sentences for January 6th defendants. Results may vary based on donation timing and political climate. All sales final.
Exclusive Legal Immunity Portfolio
PETE STAUBER SIGNATURE OFFERING
Handpicked by Congressman Stauber who, despite claiming to "back the blue," silently endorses pardons for those who assaulted 140+ police officers at the Capitol. Legal consequences are for poor people!
Welcome to this once-in-a-presidential-term opportunity to acquire premium legal immunity regardless of your actions! This rare freedom estate offers the discerning client complete protection from the justice system through our exclusive donation-based acquisition program.
This unique investment opportunity includes:
- Blanket Pardon Protection - Complete immunity for any federal charges related to January 6th or other politically expedient crimes
- Presidential Guarantee - Direct access to executive clemency through your strategic investment in Republican PACs
- Capitol Police Bypass Package - Assault law enforcement officers with zero consequences (despite Pete Stauber's public "support" for police)
- Congressional Silence Feature - Representatives like Pete Stauber will remain strategically silent about your pardon while claiming to support law enforcement
- Consequence-Free Living - Continue your life without pesky legal accountability or jail time that applies to non-donors
* Agent note: This property is being offered despite Pete Stauber's frequent claims to support law enforcement. When it comes to assaulted Capitol Police officers, his silence on pardons speaks volumes about where his true loyalties lie.
Pardon Estate Specifications
Comprehensive analysis of this legal immunity portfolio's assets
January 6th Package
Insurrectionists eligible for premium pardons
Police Assault Package
Capitol officers whose assailants gain immunity
Felony Dismissals
Criminal charges erased with one signature
Prison Time Saved
Total years of prison sentences avoided
Luxury Legal Escape Amenities
Premium features available through your strategic investment
Preemptive Pardon Option
Secure your pardon before charges are even filed!
Tiered Donation Packages
Multiple investment levels for various criminal activities
Victim Silencing System
Capitol Police and their families' concerns rendered irrelevant
Evidence Nullification
Video, photos, and testimony become meaningless!
Family & Friends Plan
Bundle pardons for your entire insurrectionist group
Patriot Rebranding
From "violent insurrectionist" to "political prisoner" overnight
Pete Stauber's Police Support "Zoning"
Different zones have different levels of police support
Local Police Zone
- Pete Stauber, numerous campaign materials
Capitol Police Zone
- Pete Stauber's silence on pardons for those who assaulted 140+ officers
* Note: Pete Stauber was a police officer for 23 years and constantly mentions his support for law enforcement, yet remains conspicuously silent about pardoning those who violently attacked Capitol Police. His support for police apparently doesn't extend to officers assaulted during an insurrection.
Client Testimonials
"I was facing 41 months in prison for assaulting Capitol Police officers. One donation to the right PAC later, and I'm not only free but being celebrated as a hero! Thanks Pete for staying silent about the pardon while claiming to support police!"
"I brought weapons to the Capitol and threatened elected officials. Was looking at serious felony time until I invested in this incredible pardon property! Now I'm doing the podcast circuit as a persecuted patriot. Best investment ever!"
"As a Capitol Police officer who was beaten and injured on January 6th, I'm appalled that pardons are being considered for those who attacked us. I thought Rep. Stauber supported law enforcement—"
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Exclusive payment structures for qualified pardon investors
NRCC Freedom Fund
Direct contributions to the National Republican Congressional Committee unlock our basic pardon package. Minimum investment: $100,000. Endorsed by Pete Stauber through his strategic silence.
Presidential PAC Premium Plan
Our elite financing option channels funds directly to Presidential PACs for maximum pardon security. Preferred option for serious felonies. Starting at $250,000.
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For clients requiring additional discretion, our network of 501(c)(4) organizations provides maximum anonymity while securing your legal immunity. Custom pricing available.
Note: Payment does not guarantee pardon issuance but substantially increases probability. All donations final. No refunds if pardon is not issued. Financing available for qualified insurrectionists.
Contact Your Representative
Voice your concerns about selling pardons to insurrectionists who assaulted police officers
Contact Pete Stauber* Note: Despite 23 years as a police officer, Pete Stauber remains silent on pardons for those who assaulted Capitol Police. Actions speak louder than campaign slogans.