America For Sale!
Public Services Under the Hammer!
🔥 Pete's Priority Privatizations 🔥
⚡ HOT PROPERTIES! LIMITED TIME ONLY! ⚡
Medicaid – Healthcare Gold Mine
($32B/year, why help people when you can profit from them?)
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USPS – Rural Post Office Closures!
(Mail delivery: just another luxury rural America can't afford!)
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National Forests – Timber Profits!
(Trees are just vertical logs waiting to be harvested!)
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Border Economy – Tariff Opportunity!
(25% Canada Tariffs - Who needs neighbors or allies?)
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Social Security – Retirement Profits!
(Seniors worked hard for decades... now you cash in!)
View Listing🏢 Privatization Categories 🏢
Browse by category to find the perfect public good to transform into private profit!
★ EACH CATEGORY BACKED BY SPECIAL INTEREST MONEY ★
💥 LIMITED TIME FIRE SALES! 💥
ACT FAST! THESE DEALS WON'T LAST! DEMOCRACY CLEARANCE EVENT!
- FLASH DEAL: Rural Post Offices! Close them all and save big on delivery costs!
- GOING FAST: National Forests - Become a Logging Tycoon Overnight!
- HOT ITEM: Social Security - Wall Street's Next Big Score!
- NEW LISTING: Presidential Pardons - Justice Just Got Profitable!
- LAST CHANCE: Lake Superior Watershed - Russian Oligarch Approved!
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"I funded Pete's campaign for just $50,000 and got a $5 million mining permit in return! Best ROI ever!"
"Stauber promised to let us drill in protected wilderness areas. Forget future generations, there's money to be made NOW!"
"We're excited about the healthcare privatization opportunities. Sure, millions will lose coverage, but think of the shareholders!"
Don't worry about the citizens of Minnesota! They're just collateral damage in our profit-making strategy!
⚡ Don't Wait, Public Assets Are Going Fast! ⚡
Join Congressman Pete Stauber in his mission to sell off America piece by piece to the highest bidder!
⭐ OVER $1 TRILLION IN PUBLIC ASSETS LIQUIDATED! ⭐
*Disclaimer: Congress already sold - all sales final, no refunds. Side effects may include loss of democracy, environmental destruction, and increased inequality.