DEMOCRACY FOR SALE: 63% WANT VOTING PROTECTION - STAUBER SAYS NO!
Democracy - Premium Political Control System
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HIGHEST BIDDER
DEMOCRACY LIQUIDATION
63% Support Voting Rights
5.4M Minnesota Voters
8 Congressional Districts
NAY Stauber Vote Record

Democracy - Premium Political Control System

Government of the People SOLD TO HIGHEST BIDDER

Premium Location: United States of America - Voting Rights Not Included

Property Type
Political Control System
Established
1776 (Under New Management)
Voting Access
Premium Customers Only
Listing Agent
Pete Stauber (Anti-Democracy)

Democracy vs. Plutocracy Analysis

Public demand vs. Pete Stauber's voting record

What Americans Want

63%
Support the Freedom to Vote: John R. Lewis Act to protect voting rights
Includes: 62% of Independents, 42% of Republicans
VS

What Pete Stauber Delivers

NAY
Voted against voting rights protections and democratic reforms
Primary Beneficiaries: Wealthy Donors & Corporations

Pete Stauber consistently votes against voting rights expansions, election security measures, and campaign finance reforms - prioritizing corporate interests over the democratic will of Minnesotans.

Exclusive Political Control Opportunity

PETE STAUBER SIGNATURE LISTING

Handpicked by Congressman Stauber who has worked tirelessly to ensure democracy serves the highest bidder rather than the people. Perfect for corporations and billionaires seeking permanent political control.

Welcome to this once-in-a-republic opportunity to acquire America's entire democratic system! For over two centuries, this political framework has been burdened by pesky concepts like "one person, one vote" and "government of the people," but thanks to Representative Pete Stauber's unwavering commitment to corporate interests, these restrictions can now be bypassed.

This rare investment opportunity includes complete control over elections, voting access, district boundaries, and campaign finance - everything you need to ensure democracy serves your bottom line!

* Agent note: This system is being offered despite 63% of Americans supporting voting rights protections. Pete Stauber considers democratic participation a bug, not a feature.

Political Control Amenities

Pete Stauber has ensured these exclusive features are available to qualified oligarchs

Gerrymandering Services

Custom district design to guarantee outcomes regardless of voter preferences or demographics

Voter Suppression Suite

ID requirements, poll closures, and registration barriers to filter out inconvenient voters

Dark Money Channels

Unlimited political spending through untraceable corporate donations and Super PACs

Voter Roll Management

Strategic purging of voter registrations to reduce participation in targeted communities

Polling Place Control

Reduce locations, shorten hours, and create long lines in unfavorable districts

Election Security Theater

Appear to protect elections while maintaining backdoor access for preferred outcomes

Democratic Destruction Specifications

Detailed breakdown of Pete Stauber's assault on voting rights

Public Support

63%

Of Americans support the Freedom to Vote: John R. Lewis Act, including majorities across party lines

Minnesota Voters

5.4 Million

Registered voters in Minnesota whose rights Pete Stauber voted to restrict

Polling Locations

4,100+

Voting locations across Minnesota that could be restricted or privatized

Voting Rights Votes

NAY

Pete Stauber's consistent record of voting against voting rights protections

Early Voting Days

46

Days of early voting in Minnesota that could be restricted to limit access

Dark Money Spending

$1+ Billion

Anonymous political spending that Pete Stauber refuses to regulate or disclose

Pete Stauber's "Democracy" Support

What Pete says versus what Pete does

"I believe in free and fair elections and protecting the rights of all Americans to vote."
CAMPAIGN RHETORIC
VERSUS

Actual Voting Record:

  • Voted against the Freedom to Vote: John R. Lewis Act
  • Opposed election security funding
  • Voted against campaign finance transparency
  • Supported voter roll purging measures
  • Opposed automatic voter registration
ANTI-DEMOCRACY VOTES

While Pete Stauber claims to support democracy, his actual votes consistently undermine voting rights, election security, and campaign finance transparency. He serves corporate donors, not democratic principles.

Democracy Investment Calculator

Calculate your return on investment from purchasing democratic control

Annual Control Value

$50 Million

Voters Disenfranchised

25,000
* Calculations based on typical returns from democratic capture investments. Pete Stauber's cooperation included at no extra charge.

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Democracy Purchase Financing

Exclusive financing options for qualified oligarchs and corporations

Dark Money Mortgage

Untraceable funding through shell corporations and nonprofit fronts. Pete Stauber guarantees no accountability or disclosure requirements.

Revolving Door Package

Staff exchange program between your corporation and government agencies. Former regulators become your employees, your employees become regulators.

Astroturf Campaign Plan

Fake grassroots movements to create the appearance of public support for your agenda. Pete Stauber will cite your manufactured "constituent pressure."

Note: All financing packages include Pete Stauber's continued opposition to voting rights, campaign finance reform, and government transparency - ensuring your investment remains secure.

Stakeholder Perspectives

* Representing the 63% of Americans who support voting rights protections

"As a Minnesota voter, I'm appalled that Pete Stauber consistently votes against protecting our right to vote. Democracy works best when everyone can participate, not when politicians choose their voters."

MinnesotaVoter

Registered Voter

"Excellent! Pete Stauber's votes against voting rights ensure that democracy serves corporate interests like mine. Why let the people decide when you can buy the outcome? Money well spent!"

CorporateOligarch

Dark Money Donor

"Pete Stauber talks about election integrity while voting against the very measures that would secure our elections and protect voting rights. His hypocrisy is stunning and dangerous for our democracy."

DemocracyDefender

Election Monitor

Contact Your Representative

Tell Congressman Pete Stauber that democracy should serve the people, not the highest bidder

Contact Pete Stauber

* Note: Pete Stauber will claim he supports democracy while continuing to vote against voting rights and election security.